Today is officially a month since I became jobless. One might say (read: my mom) I should be worried with the unstable job market situation (FYI Job market has been unstable since I joined workforce almost a decade ago). And I am sure I will. I am sure the fear of living without a steady income will kick in soon and keep me awake at night while eating my hair. But not yet, my friends, not yet. Currently I am taking a break and enjoying it.
While I am figuring out what I need to do next, I am toying with the idea of what if I could do anything I want. That would be awesome. And I want to be the President or some of these dream jobs of mine:
1. Sheep Photographer.
Job Description: Take beautiful pictures of sheep in all its glory.
I recently discovered that I like sheep. A LOT. They are cute and fluffy. I squealed every time I see them, like many teenagers when they see Rob Pattinson. I can see myself working as a sheep photographer passionately everyday for the rest of my life. Waking in the dawn to capture them with the best light, sneaking from behind and take a candid picture of them doing sheep stuff. And the best thing about this job, I can do freelance gigs, going town-to-town, staying on farms, offering my sheep photography service.
2. Fake Pundit.
Job Description: Shed some enlightenment to confuse souls.
You might think this is not an easy job to pull off, but I have met and listened to fake pundits way too many times to be able to copy them easily. I just need to stop washing my hair, wear a monochrome robe (pastel pink) and sit calmly somewhere visible. I will then memorize a few pages from The Secret every night and chant it quietly day-by-day until people start to notice and ask for my blessing and guidance (guidance will also come from The Secret book and, sometimes, Chicken Soup For The Soul collection). The best thing about this job would be the milk bath. Oh, how I would love to be showered with warm milk. The downside? Food and fashion restriction (publicly) makes this is the least appealing job amongst the four.
3. Regional Hotels’ Bed Critique.
Job Description: Rate the comfort of hotels’ bed in the city I am currently residing.
I know, there are already many online reviews available for hotels. There is even a duvet tester job. But my job would be regional and specifically testing the beds only, therefore this wouldn’t be a vacation for me, purely work to put food on the table. The perks about this job? Living rent free. Miaw would be my assistant.
4. Stuffed Toys Tour Guide.
Job Description: Take stuffed toys for vacation.
^^ Miaw riding the Kiwi Rail to Wellington.
You guys this is a real job and I was born to do it! I have been traveling with Miaw for years now and I do let him take travel pictures on his own. Doing this job will feed my passion AND to do it in Japan? I DIE! Die of happiness that is. OMG should I apply for it? Maybe a few pictures of Miaw would convince them to hire me! And I will be flying to Japan in no time! Alright, gtg I am going to apply for this job this instant. Never thought I would enter the Japanese market like this, but hey.. Life calling.
Before I go, how about you? What is your ultimate dream job? Share with me!
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